Lauging at my humans' inability to become Master Mousers.

Dear George, Looking at my photo (attached) you might think I�m yawning or screaming but I really don�t! What I�m doing thou is laughing out...

Remaining a cool cat in a heat wave

Dear George, Lately we have been hit with temperatures rising to 36 degrees Celsius and over. I�ve heard about some humans suffering really ...

The tail... what does it mean/ Can humans read it?

Dear George,   I need your help in finding a common language with my human. She is pretty smart and she did learn fast cat language but, for...

What to do? I am bored alone in the house.

Dear George, I live alone in a small house and I am not allowed out at all. I don't mind that too much, as I am frightened of the great ...

Hunting.... what do indoor-only cats do instead?

Dear George, This is one of my best fun occupations - hunting mice, then playing with their dead bodies. Sort of like hunting them a second ...

Of Cats and Valentines... and the snip.

--> Dear George, My humans had a very romantic Valentine�s Day celebration: dinner by candlelight, a glass (or two) of champagne, ...

Misbehaving and the night watchman.

--> Dear George, I don�t know how active or athletic you still are but I must admit I�ve personally slowed down a lot! I rather g...

Looking for my mouse....

Dear George,   I think my human mummy is going nuts! This week it was her birthday and she got as a gift �The Essential Dowsing Guide� book!...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a cat....

Dear George, Here I am - flying through the air. All four feet tucked up while I am airborne, with my front feet ready to stretch out when I...

Indoor life is boring... I want to get out and about.

Dear George, I�ve heard it�s safer for a cat to be indoor (even if it�s soooooo boring) but is it better? I mean considering the cat�s emoti...

Do I look fat in my fur? Do I need to diet?

--> Dear George, I don�t want to see anybody (as you can tell by the photo attached) - I�m mad! I�m angry because my mummy dared ...

Can binkying Easter bunnies train humans? No but they taste good.

Dear George, With Easter fast approaching I have a very simple question: why do bunnies get all the attention at Easter time? Why are they ...

In violation of Cats Freedom Rights..

Dear George, Right so, right on and right now! Yes, you would not believe it! And the culprit? My very own human mummy! Y es, George, she i...

The joy of hunting versus safety from the traffic.

--> Dear George   It took me a while to understand what humans meant by �window shopping�. I�ve often heard my mommy saying that ...