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Dear George,
I don�t know how active or athletic you still are but I must admit I�ve personally slowed down a lot! I rather get on a cozy pillow and read the letters on your blog than to jump up and down or take the stairs. I believe I didn�t jump up on a counter in the last three years� but last weekend I must have jumped up on the counters at least 200 times! Yes, you heard me right: 200 times! Why? Because that�s what some humans could drive you to do! No, not my humans but their company! Well, my humans decided to entertain post holidays and they invited a group of people for dinner. Among the guests there was this woman who tried to change the rules IN MY HOUSE! No less and no kidding!
Can you imagine that? How dare she? You see, the minute she got in she started to make faces and comments about cats and started telling my mom �Oh, please, THIS CAT can�t touch my fur coat� or �Ah, I hope your cat doesn�t jump up on the counters or tables� or �hope I won�t find any cat hair in my dinner; ha!ha!ha!.� I was speechless! How rude she was! I looked at my mom as she was trying to explain (very politely) that I�m a very well behaved cat and no, I do not jump up on the counters! That just did it! I mean �that woman and her comments drove me to jump 200 times up on the counters that night! She also drove me to jump up right on the dining table and walk between guests and plates. Then, she drove me to pretend I was falling down off the coat hanger (I just climbed on) and had to �grab� her fur coat with my claws�going down! Yes, I did all these things! By the end of the evening I was laughing my head off seeing her speechless! I bet I�ll never see her again! My mom didn�t seem to be overly upset after all but she did mention that I have totally, completely, absolutely misbehaved and I have ruined the night! She also said that I looked like a �night watchman� at times! Is this bad or good? George, I don�t know what a �night watchman� is! I assume it must be something bad, something scary? Is that right?
Honestly George, was I that bad? Would my behaviour make me a �night watchman?� What if I was right? George, please�.your opinion!
Your old friend,
CAT Victoria
Dear CAT Victoria,
Shocking behaviour by a visiting human! And your human should also be ashamed of herself for not supporting you in this. This is your home, which you kindly share with your humans. Your home - therefore your rules.
And why not walk on the table? I always do. I enjoy embarrassing my humans in this way. Watching their faces express their anguish is truly amusing.
And why not walk on the table? I always do. I enjoy embarrassing my humans in this way. Watching their faces express their anguish is truly amusing.
Naturally you were interested by a fur coat? You were checking it out to see if it was real or fake. Any sensible cat would do this.
Was it real fur? If it was, some human had hunted and killed it, just like we cats kill mice. But without an excuse. We have a natural instinct to hunt and kill, but at least we don't just do it to wear fur that isn't our own. And, although we "play" with our prey (because we can't help it; the instinct is hard wired), at least we don't keep mice in tiny cages just to wear their fur.
Well done ruining the evening... If your humans must entertain people who wear real fur, they should do it in a restaurant away from temptation!
I always wonder why humans wear clothes and fur. Why not grow their own?
Yours
George.
PS. Not sure what she meant about a "night watchman." Odd remark. But humans are odd. Something to do with the Rembrandt painting or the horror movie?
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