D�j� vu roast chicken�.even if �it never happened?


Dear George, 
I know we have a great 6th sense and we can feel and see energy that humans can�t perceive with their naked eyes but, I�ve never realized that in fact I could be so, so, soooo psychic! I mean how else would you explain my experience? You see�.I had a d�j� vu of an event that never happened. What would you make of it? But, here is my story! Last night I�ve seen my human placing a nice chunk of roasted chicken (leftover from their dinner) on the kitchen table. You see, I�ve never been interested in sharing dinner with my humans and so, I never did! But for whatever reasons when I�ve seen that roasted chicken on the table �.I had a d�j� vu �.of the future if I may said so!  I�ve literally seen a good chunk of it �disappearing� into my mouth and down into my belly.
I HAVE SEEN IT!  So, when my human turned around and said �now, be a good boy��I just ignored her as I knew what�s going to happen next! 
So, George�.help me understand! Do I have paranormal abilities? Is it because I spend so much time in nature (as you can see in the photo attached).
Beau

Dear Beau,
Treasure that chicken deja vu (my paws can't do the accents!). It WILL happen and in my opinion, the sooner the better. Check out the kitchen table regularly. I always do. And you will be surprised what you find there, particularly if your human is absent-minded or just disappears for a moment to check her computer.
I have developed the psychic gaze. I use this to convey to my human that I would like a bit of chicken (or similar goody). Silent.  Intense. Yet conveying by 6th sense what I want her to understand. Humans, dumb creatures though they are, have more of a 6th sense than they know.
I also do the psychic garden trick. When she is out there, I just appear from nowhere. Silently, of course. So one moment she thinks I am not there: and then in a few seconds she sees me. This is a psychic trick that almost all cats play. I love doing it. Those hosta plants on your right would make it easy for you.
Yours
George.
PS. The thought of that roast chicken has made my mouth water, so I am just going to check out the kitchen table... you never know.

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