Dear George,
We are Ella and Louis � that�s right� as in Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong.
I�m wearing my white coat (as you can see) and Louis (always a gentleman) is wearing his tuxedo.
We are quite like on that 1956 record cover (sorry darling but I forgot the name � we made so many records and shows together).
Anyway, the reason I�m writing to you is because we found out that you are a specialist in human behaviour and we need your help. Our humans got into the �cat homemade food� mania that lately took over the Internet, main stream news, TV, etc. � I mean all media! I�m not complaining about the food, don�t get me wrong � I�m complaining about the timing of our meals!
See, I want to eat whenever I want �.like a real diva! My Mom is insisting on feeding us twice a day (morning and evening) at precise times. THAT drives me nuts! Absolutely nuts! And to add misery to aggravation�.our Daddy is insisting on weighting and measuring everything such as protein, fats, minerals, vitamins, etc. (I think he is a nutritionist but that doesn�t give him the right to delay our meals). George, I�ll be happy with that roast chicken leftover! But, no �.I have to eat scientifically proved meals!
Phew! So, for now I�m trying to be more vocal (as you can see in the picture attached) and hope my dear Louis will join me. I bet�no matter how much our humans enjoy music�they will give up and feed us right away!
Any other suggestions George
Meowing on sweet blues notes
Ella
Dear Ella,
You have got the right idea. Humans are suckers for the cute. Do something cute, like meowing, to get your human's attention. Without that, you can even start training. Once they are looking at you, then you have to "tell" these dumb humans what you want. Try the following:
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| The Sit Up method of getting food |
- First cultivate the cute "I'm looking at you, kid" glance upwards - eyes large, whiskers wide, and a little tilt of the head. You may feel frustrated but you need to look cute.
- Eyes to the food cupboard. Ostentatiously move from looking at him to the food cupboard, adding a little shoulder shift to make it more obvious - humans are not very bright.
- Get off the table and walk to the food cupboard, then look back towards him. Even a really dumb human usually gets this one.
- Meow. Follow up by getting off the table and winding round his legs. Then move three steps towards the food cupboard, turn, and do the appealing look. Got his attention? Another three steps towards the food and another look. This form of training by small increments is what is needed for a really dumb human.
- Finally, when he is moving to get you your food, don't forget the thank you - a very loud purr as you are eating with the occasionally appealing look between mouthfuls. This is to reward him for his trouble.
Yours
George.
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